A Dogs life

A guy spots a sign outside of a house that reads "Talking dog for sale"Intrigued,he walks in."So what have you done with your life?"he asks the dog."Iv'e led a very full life"says the dog."Ive lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims.Then I served my country in Iraq.And now I spend my days reading to the residents of Colonial Hgts. retirement center. The guy is flabbergasted.He asks the dogs's owner "Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?" The owner says, "because he's a liar! He never did any of that!..........Hey guys I'm Running low on material sombody blog.