Need a Bumper sticker ?

I'm Retired....I was tired yesterday ,and I'm tired today!!!.............or Cremation....Think outside of the box.........or .........I was always taught to respect my elders,now I have no one to respect......or I asked Meems if old men should wear boxers or briefs She said DEPENDS!....or that "Snap Crackle Pop "in the morning ain't my freaking Rice Krispies or one more.......I'm so old that when Meems and I eat out,they ask for money up front..........More later I need a nap!!!!!.