NAME THAT TUNE

THERE ONCE WAS A FARMER
THAT TOOK A YOUNG MISS
IN BACK OF THE BARN
WHERE HE GAVE HER A (LECTURE)
ON HORSES AND CHICKENS AND EGGS
AND TOLD HER THAT SHE HAD
SUCH BEAUTIFUL (MANNERS)THAT
SUITED A GIRL OF HER CHARMS
A GIRL THAT HE WANTED TO TAKE IN HIS
(WASHING AND IRONING) AND THEN IF SHE DID
THEY WOULD GET MARRIED HAVE LOTS OF ----- -------.

THE GIRL TOLD THE FARMER THAT HE'D BETTER STOP
AND SHE CALLED HER FATHER AND HE CALLED A (TAXI)
AND GOT THERE BEFORE VERY LONG
AND FOUND SOMEONE DOING HIS LITTLE GIRL
(RIGHT) FOR A CHANGE AND SO THAT'S WHY HE SAID
IF YOU MARRY HER SON YOU ARE BETTER OFF (SINGLE)
AND THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY BELIEF
MARRIGE WILL BRING A YOUNG MAN NOTHING BUT ----- -------!


(THIS IS A BLAST FROM THE PAST)
(THERE WAS A THIRD VERSE BUT MY MEMORY IS SHOT)