humor ........maybe????

Boy its cold outside!Its so cold I just saw a chicken with a CAPON?? Okay how about Bobs wife Lenny she is an old softee.She spends a lot of time worrying about the birds in her back yard.Bob is getting tired of it..One evening he retuns home to see a crow in his favorite chair while a sparrow pecks listlessly at an asprin while sitting on his ottoman.He strides into the kitchen where Lenny is comforting a shivering little wren."I can't take it any longer "he yells."You've got to get rid of these........"please ,dear" she interrupts"Not in front of yhe CHILLED WREN...(dont dis my jokes,please.